This Shit Only Happens to Me (Paperback)

It’s all fun and games until somebody goes to jail.
 
Grab some herbal tea. You’ll need it.
 
Here are ten wild true tales, including:
· When I met my best friend, he was on trial. I was on the jury.
· One night my homegirl bailed on me. She went clubbing. I went to jail.
· The reason I escaped being arrested at work.
· Which relative I accidentally dated.
·  What's with my college roommate and rubbing alcohol?
 
I can’t make this stuff up.